“I’m sorry as you can see I have two hearing aids, I am very deaf.”
Oh good thing you have this role.
“I’m sorry as you can see I have two hearing aids, I am very deaf.”
Oh good thing you have this role.
We’re actually making them warcrime by talking about it.
Friendly reminder to submit your clamsheets.
I hate this shit. Groceries asking for phone numbers and cards and shit. I don’t even give a shit about the unwarranted indefensible invasion of privacy. I just don’t want to have to experience the interaction.
But did he smoke weed though? It’s important. Better search his house.
All my wizards stay double pouched up. Gotta keep that burner.
Wow sure wish we could make our own decisions in the US rather than having hundreds of millions in bribes flowing to Washington from Tel Aviv.
Ok how is this anything but bribery.
Once I got into it with a flat earther and they started spouting some shit about how the phases of the moon proved the earth was flat, I just cackled and said “You believe in the moon?”
I just don’t give a shit. I’m looking for the good mustard leave me alone.
I would guess this is a car computer issue more than a phone one. As I had a pixel 7 myself and it would ring and ding and all that.
Sun could destroy the earth
In 7.59 billion years
They have to be. They couldn’t be so consistently incorrect on accident.
It takes around 70% more energy to melt glass into glass than to melt sand into glass.
I meant their little arms
Meh, if it didn’t have a suggestion for me I’ll claim my point stands.
Lol? I’ve literally seen multiple statues of this man on a cross. One painted gold.
Idolatry is apparently outside their T rex level mental grasp.
Usery is so long forgotten that spell check doesn’t even think it’s a word.
What’s next on the chopping block?
Personally, I hope we go back to our roots in the fight against abusive management policies. Less snark more arson.
Nah dude, we were all fucked from jump thats what a lot of people can’t face. We’re a slime mold on a mote of dust stuck to a spark flying through a cloud.
Just be glad you ever existed, selfishly existing to prolong your own existence is spitting in the face of everyone who ever died for something and dancing on the not even grave of all the people who were never born. You better go out there and live your life to the fullest, because it’s not coming around again, there is no next time, no do over. Just love and be honest, especially when it hurts.
It seems like he’s trying to say fuck you if you don’t drink the blood of children you’re a goddamn idiot. Don’t you know that shitty rathole in the desert that constantly funds our domestic enemies is where we launch our planes from in our unending quest for oil?