I heard that some men used to be babies that came from a woman. Ugh. Disgusting
I heard that some men used to be babies that came from a woman. Ugh. Disgusting
If only YouTube ads were as unobtrusive as PornHub’s… one five-second-skippable ad before each video is all I’ve ever seen
Oh, so now it’s important when someone gets killed over there
Cross - crossn’t (aka croissant)
If someone ironically pays me $8000, I’m still $8000 richer
There’s nothing contradictory in what is written there.
“The XTX is better - but you don’t deserve it, bitch”
Idk, that looks like a witch to me
Americans are insane. I don’t want to stereotype, but who the fuck needs a burger the size of a car?
In the UK we had to memorise up to 20 (Calcium), but that was alongside knowing how the elements are grouped and orbits of electrons etc. for GCSE chemistry (age 14-16, end of secondary school)
“Pharmacists are finding they can see more patients a day by just prescribing the closest thing within arm’s reach”
Seeing more patients is not a good thing by itself
Who’s got time for fact checking? Just assume he’s lying whenever his mouth is open and enjoy the rest of your day
Wait until you hear about this new thing called: one set of rules for rich people & their companies, one set of rules for poor people
I’m always quick!
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😭
Well, there’s no way he’s going to lose gracefully
(I know that’s not how you meant it)
Imagine not understanding when someone’s making a joke
“It’S oK tO uSe QuOtEs WhEn QuOtInG sOmEoNe.”
I much prefer cannabis growers to landlords who have empty buildings, destroying high streets but still refusing to lower rents.
(Also, fuck landlords in general :) )
Is that when the crowds have sex louder than the artist’s performance?