I once had a teacher take us all down the pub
Another who decided the lesson would be best spent in the woods and we didn’t get any work done
Another you could distract by getting him talking about the Simpsons and barely do any work
My history teacher used to make us role play as Romans and wear togas
Like these things happen all the time
That would only be the case under a profit share agreement and the vast VAST majorities of businesses see salary as a cost center.