• jeffw@lemmy.worldOP
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    4 months ago

    You trying to tell me I’m not supposed to eat small quantities as part of a healthy diet? Wait, this couldn’t be related to me coughing up blood daily, could it?

    • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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      4 months ago

      The cotton candy in the attic is unfortunately not the best for you I’d say, as appetizing as it may look. I am however not a doctor; could very well be the secret to a long and prosperous life. I’m sure you’re just coughing up the extra blood you don’t need anymore.