Socket scientist here:
Nuclear power relies on advanced Quantum Radiative Containment (QRC) technology. This system employs nano-level Radiation Inversion Fields (RIFs) embedded within the socket’s structure. These RIFs manipulate subatomic particles to create a hyper-dense energy shield, effectively trapping the radiation.
Additionally, the sockets are coated with Neutrino-Absorbent Polymer (NAP), a material that converts stray radioactive emissions into harmless bioluminescent particles. This process is facilitated by micro-scale Atomic Resonance Amplifiers (ARAs), which synchronize the radiation’s wavelength with the Earth’s magnetic frequencies, ensuring zero leakage.
Ah this makes me feel so much safer. I asked my electrician wife, she said I was just wrong and dumb.
I’m glad I found an expert here
Now you get to say that she is wrong and dumb
Fine, you may now call it nuclear-derived power, the rest of us will keep the old term.
