The Ohio Supreme Court ruled that a man who nearly died after choking on a bone in his "boneless wings" should have expected bones to be in them. A state legislator is so outraged that he plans to change state law.
While I agree that the ruling is pretty ridiculous, the guy sounds like a human vacuum and caused his own problems:
He had cut up his wing into thirds, eating the first two pieces of it normally. On his third one, Berkheimer felt like something went down the wrong “pipe,” the court documents said…Doctors found a 1 and 3/8 inch chicken bone in his throat, one that tore open the wall of his esophagus.
How the fuck do you not notice that you’re eating a nearly 1.5" (38mm) bone?! 1.5" is literally the length of the tong on a metal fork (I had laying around after typing up the above and measured it just for the hell of it haha) or probably a sewing needle.
If there’s even the tiniest bit of gristle or something in my meat I immediately spit it out, dude straight up swallowed a freaking chicken bone.
While I agree that the ruling is pretty ridiculous, the guy sounds like a human vacuum and caused his own problems:
How the fuck do you not notice that you’re eating a nearly 1.5" (38mm) bone?! 1.5" is literally the length of the tong on a metal fork (I had laying around after typing up the above and measured it just for the hell of it haha) or probably a sewing needle.
If there’s even the tiniest bit of gristle or something in my meat I immediately spit it out, dude straight up swallowed a freaking chicken bone.
I think the word is tine not tong.
You are correct, that was probably autocorrect’s fault.