Doesn’t CrowdStrike have more important things to do right now than try to take down a parody site?
That’s what IT consultant David Senk wondered when CrowdStrike sent a Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) takedown notice targeting his parody site ClownStrike.
Senk created ClownStrike in the aftermath of the largest IT outage the world has ever seen—which CrowdStrike blamed on a buggy security update that shut down systems and incited prolonged chaos in airports, hospitals, and businesses worldwide…
My name is Nathan Fielder, And I graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades.
The plan: turn this website into the world’s first parody cybersecurity platform
We will call it… Dumb Crowdstrike.
Crowdstrike IS the parody of what Crowdstrike purported itself to be.
they should update their homepage to a forced download of an empty index.html
way to go, dorks. now i’ve heard of this site that i would have never heard of if you hadn’t streissanded it. and i for one approve
Funny that clownstrike.com redirects to crowdstrike.com. I tried this before seeing the .lol domain. Lol
Using the DMCA as a censorship tool needs to be a criminal offense subject to jail time.
Agreed 100%, it’s tactics similar to slapp lawsuits, and either shouldn’t be allowed and require jail time when abused
Why that’s literally what it was designed to do
DMCA was designed to prevent intellectual property infringement, not as a censorship tool.
Yes that’s exactly what the person you replied to was saying.
DMCA was built to save IP, however it’s routinely abused and used for censorship. And not a single thing is done to the abusers so they continue with their nonsense.
No they literally said that DMCA was designed for censorship…
Copyright assholes got a seat at the table when it was being drafted everyone else was given the finger. Its designed to be easily abused. Accidently on purpose, if you get me.
It is, but this isn’t. The DMCA doesn’t mention Trademark. That’s a separate section of law because copyright and trademark are different things.
Crowdstrike submitting a DMCA takedown for alleged Trademark infringement isn’t how it’s supposed to work at all. Likely because they know this isn’t actually a Trademark infringement case.
Cloudflare’s automated system not being smart enough to see that is fine. Their abuse/counterclaim process being broken isn’t. ( Not that that’s new or unique )
The ClownStrike person didn’t attempt to use Cloudflare’s counterclaim system.
Cloudflare’s counterclaim system didn’t open a ticket when the notification email was replied to.
That’s the kind of nonsense you expect from a local municipality hosting solution. Not one of the biggest on the Internet.
Apparently, Cloudflare never received either of Senk’s counter notices, which is a problem since Cloudflare only allows a 72-hour window to contest a takedown notice.
This sounds like ClownFlare outright lying through its teeth. Probably not even to defend ClownStrike, but to not look incompetent.
I think it’s time to expand the Clown-Empire and add ClownSocialServices.lol and ClownFlare to its Vassals.
What do we call the head of state? The Witish Clown?The POTCS (President of The Circus States)? The Top Wig?
told Ars that he has no plans to move ClownStrike back to Cloudflare’s hosting service. Instead, he responded by suggesting that Cloudflare update its abuse-reporting system to confirm receipt of counter notices, build a web portal where users can track abuse reports,
Good suggestions
and perhaps most significantly, revoke CSC’s ability to submit abuse reports as a penalty for sending a bogus takedown
Pretty sure they can’t. DMCA has strict rules that providers must follow to avoid liability.
Imagine believing that large enough companies would be so heinous as to follow the law. What villains they’d be!
/s
Only when it benefits them*
Clown Strike’s only real crime is kerning.
thats not kerning, that’s justification ☝️🤓️
kerning refers to the spacing between individual letters in the words, and justification is a method of typograghic alignment where space between words is stretched to make text flush with both left and right margins
Yup, kerning vs keming.
While parody sites are not the intended target of these efforts, it’s possible for such sites to be inadvertently impacted. We will review the process and, where appropriate, evolve ongoing anti-fraud activities.
Hmm, I think I’ve heard something like that before…
But it pledged Wednesday to keep software glitches like last week’s from happening again, and to publicly release a more detailed analysis when it becomes available.
The company added that it is developing a new check for its validation system “to guard against this type of problematic content from being deployed in the future.
“Oops!”
I love this
The Streisand effect is an unintended consequence of attempts to hide, remove, or censor information, where the effort instead increases public awareness of the information.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effectYes and no here. Businesses by and large won’t stop using them because of this. And if they succeed, it’s a deterrent for others.
We must agree that :
1-they did want to sensor information
2-but the information was made more public.
Now, are you saying that (1) was indeed their intention but also that (2) was intentional. That being quite rich, they will continue to send DMCAs to intimidate anyone. Finally, their main goal wouldn’t only be to deter this one action but also similar actions by others, which would be more effective if the DMCA succeeds.
… i must agree with you here if this is what you meant.
Someone is racing Elon in an “any % speed run to completely destroy an established companies credibility.”
Elom should buy CrowdStrike, rename it clownstrike, send the DMCA, and then run it into the ground like Twitter.
Yez 🤡
Senk received a DMCA notice from Cloudflare’s trust and safety team, which was then hosting the parody site.
Cloudflare sent themselves a DMCA takedown notice, instead of just taking down the content from their own web hosting for violating their policies. Weird.
DMCA takedown notices are not preemptively judged on their merits before filing. Anyone can file a frivolous takedown notice, just as anyone can file a frivolous lawsuit.
Yes parody is protected speech under fair use. Yes, companies are required to account for fair use before filing takedown notices. These things would come up if the case goes to trial which is unlikely.
Cloudflare and Crowdstrike are different companies.
ooooooopppppps someday I will learn to read
I am kinda PO’ed I didn’t come up with this on my own lol
I support the right of clowns to strike for whatever reason
Helium prices are TOO DAMN HIGH
They’ve gotta do something in the face of ballooning expenses…
Well everyone nose about inflation, but what about a clown’s right to shoes?
Shoes? They could use a bigger car first. Have you seen how many people they have to cram in there?
Bigger cars!? Have you seen the price of pies in this economy?
Buddy, I don’t want to hear about clowns and their creampies, or whatever it is you’re watching online.
Whatever they’re watching, it’s fucking funny.
You guys are awesome
Sounds like they could use some more sites linking to them to improve SEO. https://clownstrike.lol/
Full Streisand effect.
That was a good read with him documenting and sharing everything.
It’s blocked on my work computer, saying it’s a malware website
"The category of https://clownstrike.lol/ is Phishing
This site has been reviewed recently. We are not accepting category change requests at this time."
Fortinet filter lmao
ill manually whitelist them on my fleet rofl
Accessible through my corporate network. Fun thing, that.
this is so tame lmao
This. This is why we invented the internet. Well this and porn.
