Elon can go first.
I don’t trust this guy with anything he touches. I’m a transhumanist and this technology is intriguing, but again, Elon fucking upwards Musk.
Godspeed to all the brain dead idiots who will sign up for this, and will become even more literally brain dead after getting the implant.
Approved. Let him pay and let Darwin sort it out.
I’d like to implant something in Elon’s brain. It’s called a pick-axe handle.
I bet the guy down the street wants to sell millions of hot dogs.
Elon Musk wants to do a great many things he can go cram up his butt and twist hard.
Another weird thing that Conservatives want to do.
While complaining that “the left” are trying to inject tracking chips into our bodies.
Many of their conspiracy theories are distractions from the very real and very scary conspiracies they’re actually engaged in
I do love this. They worry about Bill gates doing this, a guy who is primarily focused on putting toilets in Africa… When an electric car guy (they used to hate electric cars) wants to literally microchip peoples brains but also gives mega money and a platform to the GOP, he’s great, no conspiracy theories to be found here.
He should be an example and do it himself.
Yeah that’s not going to happen.
He absolutely will. Granted it’ll be after all the little kinks like meningitis, aluminum poisoning, spontaneous ignition, malicious hacking, eternal nightmare states, blindness, cancer, and cluster headaches are ironed out. 90% death rate, babyyy
How crazy would it be tho if we found out he really was an early adopter, had one put it in a decade ago, and that’s why he’s so bat shit now?
Did kanye west get one too?
We can dream
Not if that brain chip malfunctions.
How would that be worse than the infant idiot we deal with now?
He should do the same with “flying to Mars” first.
Both at the same time
Just like colonization of Mars. He can go first, with or without others
He shoulda gone first 🧠🔫
And anyone stupid enough to get one deserves the brain damage that comes with it. Hell, maybe they’ll then buy Twitter and run it into the ground. Oh wait, some other moron did that.
Of…course he does? Maybe with an evil laugh?
Musk is essentially as close to a supervillain as IRL gets.
Aspiring supervillan, please.
It would probably be wiser to implant a bullet in your brain then let that man do neurosurgery on you.
I really hope this technology advances enough to help people in their daily lives. By neuralink or other people idc as long as it’s good.
Millions of people would like to implant ethics or reason (or both!) into Elon.
Those are the names of my two guns
I would love a brain implant. I want to live in the Matrix, I want to have the Feed. Just not from him. Never from him.