shish_mish@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoElon Musk wants to implant millions of people with Neuralink brain chipswww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square143fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkElon Musk wants to implant millions of people with Neuralink brain chipswww.independent.co.ukshish_mish@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square143fedilink
minus-squarekrimson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYeah that’s not going to happen.
minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 months agoHe absolutely will. Granted it’ll be after all the little kinks like meningitis, aluminum poisoning, spontaneous ignition, malicious hacking, eternal nightmare states, blindness, cancer, and cluster headaches are ironed out. 90% death rate, babyyy
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoNot if that brain chip malfunctions.
minus-squareEarthShipTechIntern@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoHow would that be worse than the infant idiot we deal with now?
minus-squaregivesomefucks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoHow crazy would it be tho if we found out he really was an early adopter, had one put it in a decade ago, and that’s why he’s so bat shit now?
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoDid kanye west get one too?
Yeah that’s not going to happen.
He absolutely will. Granted it’ll be after all the little kinks like meningitis, aluminum poisoning, spontaneous ignition, malicious hacking, eternal nightmare states, blindness, cancer, and cluster headaches are ironed out. 90% death rate, babyyy
We can dream
Not if that brain chip malfunctions.
How would that be worse than the infant idiot we deal with now?
How crazy would it be tho if we found out he really was an early adopter, had one put it in a decade ago, and that’s why he’s so bat shit now?
Did kanye west get one too?