A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
You don’t need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ
RedditLemmyWell that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.
i’ll miss banging you two
is this the “crazy” one?
This one is great lol
“you’re that guy from the porno!” (That was definitely 5 words don’t check)
Killing your ex paid off
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
Um 7
You are not the father!
The bride gives good head.
They share the same grandmother
When I was getting married an aunt decided she’d give us a family tree thing as a gift. She did some geological research, turns out we were third cousins…so that was fun.
The marriage didn’t work out buy only cause she cheated on me with a relative of mine…which would also be a relative of hers? Yes we are from a small town, how’d you know?
Will you marry me, {bridesname}?
