so drop 'em if you got 'em

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      161·
      10 months ago

      not nearly as bad as:

      Knock, Knock!
      Who’s there?
      Ducks.
      Ducks who?
      No, ducks quack – owl’s hoo.

        • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
          61·
          10 months ago

          I’ve developed a high tolerance… my nephew just started reading not-picture books, so I got him a science-themed joke book.

          Guess who loves showing off his reading skills?

          • anon6789@lemmy.world
            4·
            10 months ago

            If it’s funny the first time, it’s gotta be funny the tenth time!

            I remember those times!

            • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
              21·
              10 months ago

              It is kinda funny… when you teach them a poop joke and sick them on the parents who absolutely don’t get the humor…

              (Orange you glad I’m looking for owl jokes?)

              • anon6789@lemmy.world
                1·
                10 months ago

                I always look forward to when the kids get to the pool and pee joke stage. They just find anything with those words soooooo funny even if it makes no sense. I always feel like a star comedian when they’re in that phase!

      • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
        3·
        10 months ago

        Hahahaha OHMYGOSH I’ve always said this as

        Knock, knock Who’s there? Cowsgo Cowsgo who? … You can see where I’m going.

        I’m glad to see others have a funnier takes!