I’d probably choose kung pao chicken or tacos al pastor
Can’t go wrong with pizza.
Pho. 2nd place: fried rice
Chicken fried steak, with garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli.
I’d probably pick a saucer as it’s the smallest dish between cups, bowls, and plates.
Eating glass/ceramic sounds like it’d be painful so you’d really want to minimize the size of the dish.
Pho. or maybe stir fry.
That fake movie glassware would be easiest on the teeth.
Eating unfired china would be my second choice
Pokebowl. In different variations. Should get most of what you need to live out of it
Lasagna! So effin good.
Peanut butter if that can pass as a dish. My favorite food by a lot. Otherwise proper Mac and cheese.
Surf and turf
Do you get the health consequences of the meal you choose?