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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

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What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

My foot

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What’s brown and sticky?
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  Chocolate except I spilled glue on it
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    Sir that is a grandpa joke.
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  A stick!
  
  I love this one, always gets a chuckle.

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