Not only will a bidet save you on toilet paper, but you will actually feel like you have a clean butt after pooping. Initially it feels weird, but after you get used to it, you won’t want to poop without it.
BTW in case you are wondering: yes, you still need toilet paper to wipe the water off. But it is a small amount.
Pfft, real upscale bidets also have lights, background music, and spray your bottom with your choice of scent when it’s done (Cherry, Vanilla, or New Car Smell).
Whatever you do, I would NOT, go in there!