• Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        If I was going to be a cereal pooper (I’m not, for the record) I would practice a whole lot because I wouldn’t want to mess up and kick the bowl or get shit on myself or otherwise ruin the mission like that. So I’m sure with repetition I’d eventually become a hands-free expert.

        In honing the craft I’d become a serial cereal pooper.