“Trump seeks to block [porn star he paid to have sex with] and [man he paid to cover up story of him paying aforementioned porn star to have sex with him] from testifying in hush money trial [of him paying aforementioned man to cover up story of him paying aforementioned porn star to have sex with him].”

I love how the Party of Family Values, the one that hates the idea of sex education in grammar school, worked so assiduously to make sure that a porn star’s name and face will appear in every American history book forever.

In a Feb. 22 court filing made public this week, Trump lawyer Todd Blanche said Cohen had a history of lying …

He’s not wrong … because Cohen used to lie for Trump.

“Your Honor, I object!”