Your minivan is huge too…
Your minivan is huge too…
And your speakers are on subscription plans that charge you for every second that they play noise. Better upgrade to the next tier if you want to listen to anything else!
How do you have 1000 bottles of lube? This must be that slippery slope I’ve been hearing so much about.
Lol eat shit Harvey
Then he’d really be fucked.
You didn’t pay a fee for dining in. Fuck off.
Buddy got that Schenectady eye.
What the hell are these pieces of shit thinking?
Hot dog around the handle to keep it cool, nice! 😜
Wearing those little eyeball-sized swim goggles works too.
Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane
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Where did they remove the metal from on the Eiffel Tower?
Was it Flying Squid? I see them comment multiple times in nearly every thread I’m in.
EDIT: 30,000 comments in 10 months. Jesus.
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Monster Magnet is amazing. I love this song so much but also holy shit the rest of their catalog isn’t exactly like this song. Definitely a single. Go deep dive on them and have fun.
Can’t charge your phone at work? What the hell shit places do you guys work? That’s insane.
That pic makes it look about the size of a humming bird.
Man, I always get tricked by these fucking Onion articles. Oh wait…