Secure Contain Protect

SCP is a collaborative wiki fiction edited and written by lots of people for years now. It started as kind of a novelty, a fake wiki of heavily redacted files relating to an organization’s attempts to contain cryptids and various weird things. Its evolved over time and has numerous narrative arcs etc now.

I recently found a candle that smells just like my childhood friend’s house. Instantly took me back to playing SNES emulators and staying over for dinner.

Multilingual wordplay, my mom would be proud

I was thinking it was a crystal-dangling thing. Know how they put one on a string and let it swing?

…so they remembered a Twitter post in their dream, and posted that as if it was their joke?

That is a pretty dope case ngl. I prefer wallet-style cases but that gives Diablo vibes, nice and witchy.

I’d just like to point out that it wasn’t the Americans who beat the Nazis, it was the Soviets

I want yall to meet Deltron Zero, hero, not no small feat

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What a beautiful dog!

I don’t =/ I remember reading the story on reddit I think

Damn straight.

Worst thing overall was probably the fall of the Eldar. They created the 4th Chaos God and tore a hole in reality straight to Hell across half the galaxy. Screwed things up bad for everyone.

Most tragic, my vote gets the fall of the Thousand Sons. They would’ve been the most potent anti-Chaos tool the Imperium had by far, and seemed to genuinely care about the humans around them and their cultures. Magnus was extremely prideful but well-meaning, which led to him making deals with Tzeentch that doomed everyone.

Most disturbing, I go with the child who’s favorite toy was a servitor dressed like a clown. He was a psychotic murderer who was turned into a lobotomized cyborg toy-slave, and the kid thinks of it like a teddy bear. Servitors in general are messed up.

ACAB but this little fluffy boi

Make sure to follow the 4-to-1 rule - for every 4’ of climb, the base should be 1’ from the wall.

You should be fine. Ideally, you’d tie the ladder off to something, or have the top extend 3’ above the surface it’s against (like if you’re using it to get to a roof). Obviously neither of those really apply here. I’m an electrician and we have to do stuff like this pretty often.

As for the strength of the wall around the windows, those should be framed in, meaning there are extra 2x4s around them. Try to extend the ladder higher than you need to be so you’re not on the very top of it and you’ll be alright

That’s the easy part, you just have to be able to yell “WAAAAAGH!” while firing indiscriminately like a propa lad

Planetside 2, but in Warhammer 40k. I want to be an ork running around krumpin gits with a hundred other boyz, smashin up some humie tinboyz or them big bug wotsits

Bonus points if you can be a psyker and blow up your whole squad

Every single person who’s died of hunger

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Stupid God-Emperor keeps ordering all these gholas