As an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
“If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”
I agree with your analysis, and only differ in that I do pay for YouTube Premium because I get a TON of use out of YouTube music - you really can’t beat their library of obscure and live music!
Case in point… I think we are having a discussion, but wont be surprised if you think we are arguing over pedantry.
As an outside observer, I feel like I can confidently say that you are wrong. YOU are being needlessly pedantic and derailing the conversation.
Are you new to the internet?
I stopped drinking milk when I left home and moved to college… 30+ years ago.
Cow boob juice is for baby cows. Human boob juice is for baby humans. Adults of any species should have developed past ingesting boob juice in childhood.
I honestly hope you are making some attempt at a joke, and I’m just failing to get it…
Is nobody gonna call out OP for wearing socks with sandals? …and, ostensibly, while preparing to do carpentry?!?
That’s like a cardinal sin squared!
I applaud your efforts to combat the tankies and trolls from lemmy.ml
Wasting your time arguing with that one, he’s likely already back in front of his mirror to stare at his hideous visage and silently judge himself.
I have this strange suspicion that you find yourself to be ugly.
What the fuck are you even doing with your phone that this even matters? Are you running multiple Fortune 500 companies from it? solely?
Honestly, your comment reads so much like advertising copy that I half-suspect you’re a bot.
Same here. I know we’re pariahs for admitting something so obvious, but sometimes the easiest way to get good service is to actually pay for it. Youtube Music alone is worth the monthly sub, since it is VASTLY superior to Spotify.
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Or the fact the other real estate fraudsters who admitted dont convict Trump of the crime we are also doing!
I keep reading and rereading this “sentence” and I’ve come up empty. Can you clarify?
These days, I’m a residential carpenter in New England - I’d imagine it would be very easy to talk about my trade to people from the 1700s, and I’m sure the builders of that time would be fascinated by the power tools we have now.
You didn’t know? Money - all money - is automatically granted U.S. citizenship upon minting.
Create a Lemmy version! Be the change you want to see.
Awesome post. As a former IT person who has worn many other hats over the years, I couldn’t agree with you more.