I remember when a hippo ate a dwarf. They will definitely eat you if they can.

It is in his nature. He is greedy. He is cheap. He is crap.

Assume the sale!

Tiny bubbles

In my beer

Make me happy

Full of cheer

Test tube baby was the height of schoolyard insults back then. “Happy extraction day, test tube baby!”

Should we be giving our toddlers bones to chew on?

For real though, what about people who have gaps in their teeth? Did they have too much hard food?

According to porn hub, plenty of people are committed to trying.

That would be nice, but only if it grows an equivalent amount of girth. Or just give the girth.

How dare they express the joy that was in their hearts!

Cringe is getting offended by an aquarium having fun with their PR.

Shuck it baby!

Fucking right? I grew up in schools where urban vernacular was very popular, so it’s interwoven into my casual speech. But SJW’s would have you believe I’m culturally appropriating lingo because of the color of my skin, despite the fact that it’s part of my upbringing. So much of modern anti-racism is just moar racism.

Teen slang? Thicc has been around online since around 2010, and IRL for even longer. That means anyone who was a teen when it became popularized is pushing 30 now.

Why would they apologize for that? Were people clutching their pearls?

solar panels. Modern ones are very black

Is this why the far right hates solar?

Oops! I punctured the tank.

Costco already has Christmas stuff up.

I ain’t tryna learn all that.

I for one welcome our new spider overlords.