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Fuck raisins. Chopped dates are superior for all baking purposes.
Maybe it’s because he did the voice on Family Guy, but I’m reading Death as Norm Macdonald here.
Jim Butcher. He sits firmly and unapologetically in his fantasy niche, so if that’s not your thing you may be disappointed, but the man writes good dialogue and he can turn a phrase.
Like those videos of horses eating baby chicks that wander by.
Even just being the Flash and living faster than everyone else around you would be torture.
The Ballad of Barry Allen by Jim’s Big Ego explores this from The Flash’s perspective.
There’s also Quicksilver’s classic rant about it:
Hail, Dominar! Glory to the Hynerian empire!
A reverse microwave. I can heat a cup of coffee in 30 seconds, I want to chill a beer in 30 seconds.
Patton Oswalt. I love that nerdy little hobbit man when he really gets on a rant.
All I’ve wanted Square Enix to do for 10 years is remake Parasite Eve 2 and Vagrant Story.
Was that the one with Google Ultron?
It’s alright ma’am, this is my emotional support orgasm.
I still don’t understand how you people expect this to work. Your skins aren’t going to do anything unless a developer adds them to their specific game.
What incentive does, for example, Epic have to do all the coding and modeling they would need to do in order for you to use the pickle Rick skin that you bought from a someone else, in Fortnite?
Don’t Donnie and The Dude have a direct conversation at least once though?
“Phone’s ringing, Dude!” "Thank you, Donnie!’
Ghosts can’t go through doors! They’re not fire!
It helps to first be higher than giraffe pussy, then you get one of their late night munchie boxes (I like the burger with grilled cheeses for buns, or the chicken melt with hashbrowns on it) and several extra shitty tacos.
GNU Terry Pratchett 🐢
I could be down for small beer being the main thing we drink.