This is no joke. I had a cheap usb-c cable catch fire when plugged into my laptop.

Mine said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I didn’t believe her at first, but then I saw her face.

A cup of coffee also has about 2g of fibre, which is actually quite a lot in the context of the average American diet of highly processed food. IIRC the average American only eats about 15g of fibre per day - which is fucking terrible BTW.