Tie Your Mother Down

Have you tried power cycling your router?

Urgh god damn it. Yeah I just called my contractor, he’s gonna come bust a hole in my ceiling on Tuesday morning. Salt boulder will be dropped in by Friday.

I would need a boulder yo. My headphones have an impedence of 170,000 ohms. This will have to do.

Urgh I know but what’s the point in carrying more. I can’t compete with Big Rock Salt. Ever since they legalized it I barely get any customers.

… Jesus fucking christ. My research is invalid. I’m going to have to start all over again. 🤬

Wait, there’s jazz salt???

😉 😜

Sorry I can’t sell any at all. Not even a gram. I have exactly enough for myself, nothing to spare.

No no, I’m not like that, I promise. I understand your skepticism. It saddens me that this is where we’re at today but I understand.

Yeah that’s true but still, I listen to a lot of really wet and moist music and even then. For the price of one good quality audiophile rock I can have a lifetime supply of rock salt for both audio and seasoning purposes.

Right?? It’s crunchy! That’s what all audiophiles want. Crunchiness.

Don’t get scammed with audiophile rocks. I’ve done my research and found out that audiophile rock salt does the exact same thing and it is MUCH cheaper! Feel free to copy this and spread the word!

Also true. 🖕 🫡

Yeah but I respect other Sysadmins. They are formidable opponents.

As a sysadmin, I feel like this is 100% accurate.

My old IG account was mostly photos of cross stitch projects and yep, you guessed it, still got creeps. People are absolutely wild. I guess it’s because we had the gall to show our naked hands?!

Wow. Yeah, how dare we! We might have to start wearing mittens when posting so we don’t attract all those hand, nail and cross stitch fetishists 😭 (Edit: Just want to make it clear that I don’t mean to kink shame anyone. I’m cool with any kink/fetish as long as it hurts no one. It’s just about the weird, creepy and sometimes actually scary DMs)

those low energy days (or weeks, or months) are the worst.

Oof yeah, it often does end up being weeks and months but I’ve been getting more and more breaks between them so I’m hopeful!

Hiii! Happy International Women’s Day! Transwoman here.

I never understood why some people are so weird online. I’ve gotten tons of creepy messages. I have an Instagram account where I only post my nail art and I get tons of creepy DMs on there. It happened when I posted pics on nail subreddits as well but I didn’t post there as much.

I really don’t know if I’m going to be able to treat myself today as I have been feeling very low energy for the past couple days but I’ve been able to take a nice long shower and do some self-care and I still have some energy left so that’s promising.

Since I have to leave the house to go to the drug store today, I might pick up some new skincare products while I’m there. I’ve been meaning to get a new exfoliating face mask for a long time, maybe today will be the day!

Meeehawww

Manu Chao is an amazing artist.

Another big hit of his was Bongo Bong / Je ne t’aime plus. Also worth a listen.