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The infamous Lumberjack Russell Terrier.

I just woke up and read the headline as “highly photogenic bird flu”

And for the love of God, fellas, keep your receipts!

The legend of Colonel Sanders.

It’s Australia - better make sure they aren’t lethally poisonous!

Giant ape grabs girl, girl screams at ape, ape climbs Empire State Building, biplanes shoot at ape, ape puts down girl, ape falls to his death, girl cries over dead ape. I’ve seen it a thousand times, Smitty, and it doesn’t get any easier.

We tested Comac parts for FAA certification. When you’ve tested parts for decades you can pretty much nail down the cause of the failure be it design, process, materials, a combination and so forth.

Also the c919 is only certified in China. It can’t fly in the US or Europe.

There is more that goes into an airplane than the people maintaining or assembling it, which can and does go afoul. There is the entire manufacturing process, how materials are sourced, processed, refined, machined/formed, heat treated, stress relieved, coated/plated, assembled, and the list goes on. That is a major factor why aircraft are so safe and if you think China’s material and process controls are as rigorous as someone like Boeing or Airbus, it isn’t. It has taken decades of actual aircraft manufacturing to get the formula right for those respective companies and they continue to evolve as time goes on and new information is learned.

…we didn’t have enough fuel to haul your fat ass back to Earth.

My other camel is a boat!

Might find your answer here around the 50,000 year mark.

Gary Larson invented a word!

Etymology

From Anatidae +‎ -phobia. Coined by Gary Larson in 1988 in a Far Side comic.[1]

The way this things reads it either affects everything or nothing that gets pumped into the atmosphere. My guess is nothing because who will ever say their express purpose is to affect the temperature, weather, or the intensity of the sunlight?

If you think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

This made me laugh out loud at a restaurant on my birthday.

@tigeruppercut Definitely a typo on my end and not a clever pun. Won’t edit it though, let the world see my mistakes!

@MrSebSin @Albbi

Probably in there half an hour too playing around with his knife and widdling stick.

Edit: Should be whittling stick - keeping the typo up though. Maybe there is some inadvertent cleverness to it…but probably not.

No shoes, lives in a tree, animal skin clothes, but somehow has access to an optometrist.

I’d like to show that ass in a blimp my dick in a box.

That’s enough Internet for me today…

The aim of the clause was to prevent scalping of the truck.