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I’m sure he will keep their names a secret as well as he kept classified documents secret in his shitter
I’m sure he will keep their names a secret as well as he kept classified documents secret in his shitter
Can I have a job application? I brought my own spatula. I called earlier but I hung up, cause I was nervous
Oops we keep accidentally bombing refugee camps instead of our enemy, teehee.
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Or, they could take the 91 felony count traitor politician off their ticket and run these other carpetbaggers who have never heard of NH. Or maybe try policies that aren’t horrible to 75% of Americans. Or realize choosing between different species of shit still means you’re playing with shit.
There is no incentive to stop obesity. The rich charge enough for health insurance to make profit on these taxpayers who then die before collecting any social security. Perfect citizens.
Slapped with disciplinary measures? You mean placed in prison for rape or assault of a minor right?
I’m not your buddy, guy.
Loving home with two dads? Never! Throw the kid back in the orphanage, fuck that little bastard.
Fucking hilarious at parts, definitely a Mel Brooks production. Worth a watch through once for sure
Pizza hut!
Keeper was playing the ball, bad call ref. Not her fault the forward has glass ankles and immediately forgets how to stand while in the box.
How do these people survive in a world which requires basic reading comprehension and remembering to breathe?
Yep yep yep.
You forgot hypocrisy, such as trying to eliminate abortion nationally while paying their mistress $285 every 3 months to go to the place.
It’s about controlling everything. Rules for thee, not for me.
Very functional, good project!