Yeah, nah, fuck water. I’m good

Probably fear of cutting yourself with that single blade.

That’s what took me so long.

BTW, anyone here who face shaves regularly, switch to a safety razor. This is a threat.

3 older sisters, 1 younger sister.

Haven’t spoken to the oldest in over 5 years. No hate, she’s just 10 years older than me, has 5 or 6 kids, and lived halfway across the US for my entire life.

2nd oldest and I talk at least monthy. We’re the closest. Twin and I talk once every couple of months.

Little sister and I haven’t spoken in months, and even then we rarely talk to each other and she has never been the first one to initiate contact. We fought a lot growing up, relationship got a little better after moving out, and now I have no idea what her issue is.

Today’s her birthday, I have no intention of reaching out. She’s engaged, I have no interest in attending the wedding. She went no contact first, I just have given up trying to reach out and maintain a relationship she clearly doesn’t want.

Can I interest you in my workout membership?

Fuck, I shouldn’t have used my reddit handle.

All dozens of us responding to it would vote yes to defed

Same.

Though, honestly though I’m not even sure what I’m interested in at this point.

I mostly just shitposted in r/politics and occasionally handed out advice in r/writing.

Kinda feels stuck in a rut, you know?

Thank you, King.

There are dozens of us. Dozens, I say! DOZENS!

It feels good to be home, fam