This is a Poorcine joke.

Start small and work your way up.

grape>cherry tomato>kiwi>live ringtailled deermouse>avocado>apple

We’ve been getting edged for so long with this fucker, I’m afraid that when it finally happens and he’s gone for good my balls will just simply explode

What does Mexico taste like?

Yeah, its funny how paid labor actually makes it taste better!

But you need a subscription for it :p

Louis Pasteur?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Pasteur

So edgy.

Shhhhh, let Yugio have this, it’s thier whole personality and if you take it away they have nothing to look forward to.

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So we have been recently hunting LPs in Spain, and our friend was obsessed by finding Dick Dales Misirlou whike we were on vacation in Granada- which has quite a few record shops. We found it in the last one (which we stumbled across and didn’t even know it was there).

The odds are pretty slim finding that specific album.

Add 1 letter and the flat earthers will have a splinter group: The Bend of the World is Coming

I know this!

We had a student when I was at a university who could only eat 5 things on this planet because of his histamine allergy: zucchini, plain white steamed rice, unseasoned chicken breast (and I forget the other 2) but after a couple years he was able to add a couple more things to his diet- each item was celebrated by the staff.

Grest kid, extremely positive about his condition, and usually in a good mood!

I hope you find some answers soon OP.

But he’s Evil!

(I enjoy these posts, thank you!)

Especially when the cops tank & swat team need to know where the dog is to shoot it.

ah…

…shit

I have seen this one reproduced in many workplaces.

you know, they’re made out of meat?

Starts with erectile dysfunction and ends with the little blue pill…

Appreciate all the comments, its just a novelty at the moment but if we ever start to use it it would be for reservations only (and incoming only).