Chips. Fries are thin pieces of fuck all yet full of calories.
With a jumbo sausage. Self explanatory.
Mushy peas. Peas that are mushy.
And gravy. A sauce made from veggies and/or meats.

I’m so old I can remember when a pea mix (chips and peas together) went up from 16 pence to 22 pence. I can’t remember why it went up so much though, I was very young at that time.

About 143 kilos

I hear you.
Obviously, eat fibre etc etc. If that’s not possible then the bare minimum I’d suggest is getting some psyllium husk. It’s cheap and easy to get powdered fibre. Add a teaspoon to water and drink quickly. Or on your cereal, etc, and eat it.
Though I personally don’t like the taste so I take it in water just before bed.

Also, spray bidet. If nothing else then get one. It’s a game changer. There are ways to attach them to your pipes with no cutting, etc, as well.

Have your monumental turd then spray and dab. Spray more if necessary.
No more wiping and wiping. Just spray, dab, check, spray more if needed.
Your arsehole will thank me.

No, not bow as in “bow and arrow”. It’s bow as in “bow down and kiss my feet, little bitch!”
When you look at it in the right context it is a perfect name for him.

Near a convenient place fax machine, wasn’t it?

I mean, who doesn’t have a fax machine in the toilet?!! I have 3 in every toilet!! The main one to send classified documents to, ermm, no one. And then two more as back ups if that one breaks down…or for when I need to send lots of classified documents quickly to, ermmmm, no one…!

Wasn’t there already a tariff of 20% in place?

*Kidnap

Same.

This seems pretty one sided with various ways to control the system to get what you want. I propose adding external elements to make things fair.

Such as throw fartage into a lion’s enclosure. If they eat him we join the EU.
If not then we find a pit of alligators/crocs and throw him into that.
If he survives that then it’s to the tank of piranha and let him have a week in there etc etc until he pops his clogs and we join.

It’s the only way for it to be fair and democratic.

And the people who voted for him. And the people that didn’t vote.

You should also hold the non voters accountable.

As far as I’m concerned if you didn’t vote against him then you’re also to blame.

“can even be manufactured on the spot if you’re creative” oh yeah, I’m in!
“and discrete enough” I’m out!!

Be fair, it did take a long time to undo all that…
He’s been back in office an astonishing two months. That’s a lifetime!!

Agreed. Get out the guillotines and get chopping.

If the rape verdict gets upheld then he could try the USA presidential race next. I’ve heard they vote in convicted rapists.

You are both correct.
tRUMP is clearly, clearly an idiot. However his glorious leader, putin, must be considered brilliant to do what he’s done.
He’s completely evil, etc, but he can die happy knowing of the damage he’s done to the USA (and other countries) will be felt for decades.

I hate them both with a passion, but you’ve got to give credit where it is due.

(He’s also damaged Russia for decades to come)

UK citizen here. I don’t feel picked on, just the opposite.
If she did care about my country then, obviously, I’d be living in Russia.

Twice. They did it twice.

You can almost (but not quite) forgive the first time. You could -maybe- write it off as an experiment, or that they were giving the ‘real politicians’ a scare to get them back in line. However that’s a lot of ‘almost’ and ‘maybe’.

But the second time, that’s fucking unforgivable.

I’m a UK citizen as well, and I totally 1000% have issues with most of the US people.

Specifically the people who voted for cunt face tRUMP, and also the people who didn’t vote at all.
All of those are also to blame for the bullshit that’s happening now, not just that disgusting orange bag of pig shit.

I’m from the UK and the general feeling is not just distrust of the US government but also the complete disbelief that the American people could vote that fat traitorous wanker back in yet again. It is completely unfathomable.
He is a committed and provable liar, and has been for decades…yet you vote him to be president, twice!

After his first term during the many court cases etc there was, for a shortish time, a feeling that you had all come back to your senses and were doing the right thing.
Making amends, even.
That whilst he wouldn’t go to prison for his many (MANYyyyyyy) crimes that he would be embroiled in the mire of shit for the rest of his life, and never again would someone like him be allowed near the power of office.
And that he would die a failed and monumentally dishonest ‘politician’, just as he is a failed and monumentally dishonest ‘businessman’.

But no, he got voted in again.
Yet just a cursory glance in the direction of some of the facts show that he’s quite obviously compromised at best. A full Russian puppet/asset at worst. And he got voted in, AGAIN!?!
It boggles the mind.

It’s not just about the politicians, the tariffs, how your ‘ruling class’ see Europe etc etc, but also the how the general voting populace of America also can’t be trusted to do the bare minimum of not vote for the very worst of the worst.

Yes, not all of you did vote for him. And yes I’m being harsh here, but it’s not like it didn’t happen before, this is the second time. And it’s not like it’s not deserved.