Being a teenager I tried it, but it burned.

Everything is better with lasers. Prove me wrong…

The episode may have aged badly, but I disagree we’re supposed to be on his side. Absolutely everything he does is batshit insane…

The poor girl allegedly lost her job as a preschool teacher over it, too.

I genuinely don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that information. It was an outlandish thing to say and arguably funny. Plus, she knew she was being recorded and maybe even signed a release.

Am I supposed to be angry at the person interviewing people on the street? Other people for sharing it? Her former employer? Myself for laughing?

“no discernible reason”!? I would murder everyone in this room to bring Lil Sebastian back for 5 minutes.

The amount of fucks I give about what reddit thinks is practically negative at this point. Bot-infected, corporate, ad-obscured, power-tripping-mod, anti-user, sell-your-content-to-AI toxic swamp Reddit.

You’ve said it a couple times so just FYI it’s “reckon”.

I really don’t understand lazy censoring. You can either not use the thin pen tool or just spend a few more seconds making sure it’s unreadable. What’s the point of doing it at all if people can still decipher what you’re obscuring?

Are we really beholden to the past like that? Things change, and hopefully improve. I know most people say over but my argument for under is that it can do everything over can… But, due to the extra friction, I can also tear it one-handed by ripping fast and the roll won’t continue spinning.

… Left or right?

Is it renewable? No?? Then you can fuck all the way off, fossil Exec’s from fossil fuel companies…

The apostrophe actually makes it a contraction, not possessive. So they’re really saying “the underpaid teacher who bought it with it is own money”. I know not everyone cares, but that’s how our weird language works…

Ego.

Dear (my) god, you folks are irrational. If someone acts a certain way, judge them for it! But judging anyone with faith just because you don’t believe in that!? I can’t prove God exists any more than you can prove they don’t. If a religious person acts kind, fair, and rational, you shouldn’t have anything against them, should you? But this post isn’t about American right-wingers, or extremist Islamic Muslims, is it? It’s about anyone who has any faith at all, just because you don’t believe the same thing. Caring Christians literally building homes for people internationally, Sikhs feeding anyone, no matter their beliefs…

I know I’m going to get downvoted for this, but that’s literally small-minded.

Everything conservatives do is out of fear, greed, or hate.

Reminder that a national popularity poll means jack-shit with the Electoral College. Vote like your democracy depends on it…

YOU’RE A SYNONYM!

“Action role-playing game”, in case anyone else is annoyed the acronym is continuously used, yet never explained.

On this overpopulated planet, burying the dead seems like the biggest, most expensive waste…

Hmmm, I don’t know… There’s other cute animals that can’t put you in the grave with one muscle spam from an absurdly powerful leg!

It was in fact the major form of communication!