Well ya see, everything is super fucked, so I drink too much
Well ya see, everything is super fucked, so I drink too much
Ehh, it’s probably becauseI I drink too much, because everything’s super fucked
Well, looks like I’ll have to speed run Brooklyn 99.
We’d rather bomb each other than save the planet.
Actually had a panhandler tell me he had venmo and cash app, entrepreneurial if you ask me.
Yea, but then me and my monkey friend would have to fight Jafar, and I’m still traumatized by Will Smiths realistic genie nipples.
Also with telekinesis you cant lift yourself, but couldn’t you lift a car you’re sitting in, or even a board you’re sitting on and effectively fly?
Today’s best favorite animal is;
A wannabe Autocrat
As a smoker I’m consistently finding places to smoke away from people, it’s only polite.
It’s almost like we don’t own anything anymore
Just a Pepsi!
Several years ago I lived in an apartment that would have the lawn crew come every Tuesday at 6am, in an apartment complex, 6 in the fucking morning, I was on the 3rd floor and it still would wake me up.
U L G Y
You ain’t got no alibi, you ulgy, ya ya, you ulgy
It’s the simple things that make life enjoyable.
That’s a nope fam.
Something I’ve learned about an average person, it’s it not in big red letters it’ll get ignored.
Hard for some to understand given most people never leave there home town.
How many windows updates have bricked PC’s over the years?