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Tis customary to have a baguette and cheese while enjoying a movie at the theatre
Tis customary to have a baguette and cheese while enjoying a movie at the theatre
Howdy, howdy, howdy, I’m Woody
That’s not how it works. I’m a door dash driver. We get a base pay, (usually $2-$3 per order but can be more if it’s peak hours) plus tip. The base pay isn’t affected by tips.
We see the total (base pay plus tip) when we are deciding whether to take an order. Orders without tips are rejected by most drivers.
And now you’re-a-peein’?
Straight squirrels have polish ears
Landing an airplane from a passenger seat takes mad skill! Respect!
Hear, hear for the examined life!
You know it’s funny, I use android and I’ve never seen a single green bubble. Weird, huh?
I can’t believe you’d do The Betty Hutton Show dirty like this. The nerve to think that Goldie’s Playground is better than the classic that is Goldie Goes Broke!
Chi’tac, cousin of Bra’tac
Mildly related fact: More people die of drowning every year than have ever died from nuclear incidents including Nagasaki and Hiroshima
Yes it is
No it isn’t
There’s a YouTube channel that shows videos of people drowning and being rescued so you can see what it looks like: https://youtube.com/@LifeguardRescue
Wire the outlet to a wall switch
Be sure to tip your pastor-agents
A first aid kit
Bit hypocritical of the US when they themselves recently passed a divest-or-ban law against a speech platform citing foreign influence and also uses police to violently disrupt protests