Me to the file cabinet: 🥺👉👈 promise me you won’t tell anyone?
“It’s raining, I see” says the blind man as he pisses into the wind
Reminds me of monster house:
Girl: “look! That must be the uvula”
Guy: “ooooooh, so it’s a girl house”
Girl: confused look
Funny, if you showed someone this 40 years ago they’d probably say stuff like “what is that you’re holding?”, “what’s nicotine?”, and “go smoke a cigarette about it”
It looks like it’s a band name, as the third result is from a channel with that exact name. Idk what the first search result is, but that second one seems vaguely related probably because the guy mentioned it in his silly short
I was gonna say, Tuesday feel is just the opposite of Thursday feel
That makes more sense, I thought I was being called a sheep
So inspiring seeing people graduate even as old as 77! Inspires me to think I might be smart one day
I dont understand why people like pugs. Whenever I see one I just feel sorry for it
Lmao that’s the path I took
All fun and games until you find out your dog is actually a terrible person, and now has 2 wishes
For reference, imagine the dog is a chihuahua
I played one of these for the DS and it was fun. The one I played had a level editor that always reminded me of basic Mario maker
All fun and games until you run into the air force ants
Straight from the horse’s mouth
“You know the app you use to connect to the internet? Would you like to be able to choose which app to use?”
“Cool, I’ll mark you as yes, just like everyone else”
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!
It was a brain tumor. Nothing wrong with his heart