Hell yeah

infintiny? you bloopid monkye

we all vote as a family and laugh about what our net vote is. been like this for decades. the olds only voted for trump once, which is a relief.

that’s espn, dude.

my dude the local permit guy has his head deeper up his butt than any of the plugs are supposed to go. I don’t even want to try for a parade.

as far as what ceremony, everyone’s got their rituals to make them feel special shut up

yeah but how many ceremonial buttplugs did they have? not just day to day buttplugs, I’m talking formal occasion ones.

great [tasting] food, great [sized] country, yes. fucking bastard of a language english is.

I have tried the standard of (If an area’s regional food is tasty, the people are probably pretty good folk) fairly extensively and found few exceptions. Only been tried for witchcraft and run out of town once.

I always want to play Queen on my big speakers

there’s a lot of good food it’s why we’re so fat

how long you got?

You can get teardrops with solar panels, but I haven’t looked into electric RVs.

don’t forget evil wizards

“okay, hold on folk the peak will hit us any second and then we can get back to business for the next five minutes.”

what ours changed to is we’d sit on the porch. we live in a nice warm climate so it doesn’t make much difference if we sit in or outside, but the older kids know if your porch light is on, you can knock. If it’s off, go away.

yes.

it’s always the ones you most expect

I like what california did last election: everyone got an absentee ballot. That way I could fill it out at home and drop it off at my polling location at my leisure. There was a line, but I got to walk past it.

remember when the GOP trove got leaked in 2016? I downloaded that shit just to see what they had on me. They were wrong about a lot.

you should probably black out the +4 on your zip code. you doxxed yourself, dude.

I can legally shit in any room. I even have a card somewhere licensing me to do so. My shits are the stankiest. I can’t make it to Odessa until 11/1 (i have an appointment today) but I will gladly drop a deuce directly in his office.

edit: i just got home from my appointment I need a flight to odessa if we’re gonna do this

edit: I’ve been saving up. It’s gonna be a très