Not from State Farm. Sorry to disappoint. I’m just a half-Iranian American exploring the fediverse. I am interested in science, tech, philosophy, animals, comedy, a wide range of music, and even politics. Though the politics in my country are plain depressing atm.

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Cake day: April 20th, 2023

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  • Hello?

    Hey what’s up?

    I need your help can you come here?

    I can’t I’m buying clothes.

    Alright well hurry up and come over here.

    I can’t find ‘em.

    What do you mean you can’t find them?

    I can’t find them there’s only soup.

    What do you mean there’s only soup?

    It means there’s only soup!

    WELL THEN GET OUTTA THE SOUP AISLE

    ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME

    step step step step step step step step step

    There’s more soup!

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE SOUP

    THERE’S JUST MORE SOUP

    GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE

    THERE’S STILL SOUP

    WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW

    I’M AT SOUP

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP

    I MEAN I’M AT SOUP

    WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN

    I’M AT THE SOUP STORE

    WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

    FUCK YOU