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Own it!
Own it!
Haha, I can definitely understand this feeling. It can be difficult to overcome! It doesn’t always “work”, and sometimes you will just stand there awkwardly. The good news is that nobody is going to care or remember. Seriously. You’re basically an NPC to people you don’t know. I’ve been to hundreds of parties in my life and have zero tangible memories of other people’s “awkward proximity”. Nobody cares about you as much as you do, which is slightly sad but majorly liberating.
Since I didn’t see any responses that directly answered the question of what do you DO, I’ve prepared a short guide for a generic social gathering. This guide may be inappropriate in some contexts such as a dinner party or event/tv show watching party, etcetera:
This was probably too much info. I have insomnia. I hope someone reads this.
Alrighty then. I’m on it. Prepare to be mildly amused, lemmy
Efff
Wait what do I do? Is there a mod manual somewhere?
Fuck it, I’ll do it. I’ve never moderated anything in my life, but I’m mildly interested in the idea.
Context: She’s 2.75 years old, and insists someone stand in the doorway with her as she uses the restroom.
Daughter: pooping Daughter: “Big poop!” Me: “Yuup” Daughter: “Thumbs up big poop!” Me: “Haha, indeeeed”
Wow, this sounds terrible! The new gold standard for en$hitification!
Basically the same thing…
I’m gonna guess pacemaker
It came straight out of my dad brain! The mythical fabled original content!
Too bad, I guess. I liked this show but I also let my Hulu subscription lapse A few months ago with no real consequence to my overall happiness.
This reads like it was written by an AI trained exclusively on Indian call center telemarketers
The study looked at people within 500 meters of such airports, which is about 1/3 of a mile. Reading and numbers are kinda tough for ya, huh champ?
Kidding, kidding. You’re probably fine.