Companies like these will turn around and donate to lobby for weaker unions and labor laws, if they didnt do so already. They don’t learn.

They wait.

And my uncle Rickie’s playbook, oddly enough.

“Love the troops” as in, “Fuck, I love meat shields.”

Finally, the Enlongerer.

Couldn’t even pull off a Reichstag fire.

The downside: You have to shit them yourself.

Played so much Assassin’s Creed, I too wanted to jump off the top of a building.

The self-licking boot.

37 and in college, finally. I regularly feel incredibly stupid for taking so long to do it. At this point, I have my doubts that anyone will hire a brand-new 40-something engineer, so I’m not even banking on making a career out of it. But I’m still doing it at least to broaden myself.

I wouldn’t know anything about that.