I handed my girlfriend a hair tie once while at my parents house. Good times were had.

Bruno intensifies

My CrossFit addiction

Int score 18 Wis score 16ish Cha score 8 Motivation score 3 Addiction resistance 2

I’ve been known to be smart since I was 7 or so. It’s awful, because my parents assumed that since I could do math I wouldn’t have any mental health problems. D&D is nice because it demonstrates there is more to the brain than a single spectrum, but even that falls short.

Catholic guilt. My parents were atheists when they had me, but still instilled guilt in me so hard it hurts to this day.

Oh France, always there to show the world that you can be as stupid as America but in completely different ways

Tony Stark knew the tesseract and Pym were in the NJ Shield base because Howard told him about meeting Tony there. It would have happened at some point right before the death of the Starks, as Tony needed to look like his older self. Howard probably told it as an oddity, not realizing it was actually Tony.

Ironman tells Cap something like - I know that I know, but I can’t tell you how I know - as if he suddenly put it all together there in 2013. This keeps Cap within the same timeline when he stays.

HU BAR DAGA

Firefly is the okiest space western ever, but it got cancelled by fox around 2000 and people started sacrificing their left testicles to try to bring about it’s return.

Mowing lawns, screw you dad.

I can’t imagine why first contact would be hated, it had everything: a good fight scene, the Defiant, and a special effects budget

Anything you take out loans for is a scam. I doubt the cost of houses or college would be anything like it is today if people weren’t enabled to pay it by banks.

Every single dairy product we have (other than milk) stems from someone looking at it and saying “oh, something funny happened to the milk again…eh, I guess I’ll still eat it.”.