Of course a bionic baby kangaroo would like Skynet messing with us via home appliances.

Leave it to this sub to craic a good joke

and if you’ve done your job well, there’s mud in all the cracks

You have a keen wit

The PC…it hungers.

The markings above his eyes are quite beautiful.

“living in their own world” is a common turn of phrase

Can confirm. I also fainted once after donating blood. They used that stuff on me. The tv does get it right this time. It works very quickly, and is similar to getting a big whiff of ammonia. Pungent, sharp, yet kind of the same feeling like when your nose suddenly clears if you have a cold and can breathe again.

Edit: lol, I didn’t know they were actual ammonia. Go figure. I’m trying to not light up the room so scrolled past the image at first.

Yes, my hybrid does this. And makes a super annoying louder sound when put in reverse.

30ish years ago, I burned my own screens using this red film that you would cut with an xacto knife and peel off the parts you didn’t want. Omg it was so tedious. We were manually doing the job of a modern Cricut.

About 5 years ago I wanted to do a project but no longer had any of my old gear. Bought a screen online and for sure bought the upgrade for them to burn the art on it for me. So worth it. I was so tickled that that service even existed.

Made me remember Tractor Man

“this escalator is temporarily stairs. You’re welcome.” -Mitch Hedberg

The real one to worry about is stopping the elevator for an ad break. You’re trapped now bitches!

Not only hemorrhoids but you can also get diverticula from straining too hard too often. They don’t go away once they form, and can become infected (diverticulitis) which is most unpleasant. Pain like kidney stones or appendicitis.

Yes, I wish we had done this then as well. I also would tell myself what my migraine triggers are, so that I could try to avoid getting the worst one ever the day after the wedding. I started the honeymoon on hard mode, and didnt get to enjoy the initial travel. It took a couple days to subside and then honeymoon was great.

This would make a great cross stitch pattern. Like one of those floral circles grandma might have on her wall… but less saccharine, more contemplative.

Gee thanks, they’re cured.

Biscuit jokes: the humor I didn’t know I kneaded

Outlets definitely have lesser quality products made just for them + a few of the real thing that are seconds, closeouts, or just leftover for whatever reason. I worked at a Cole Haan outlet in the 90s. Quality was variable then too.

And then given the results, Pooli suggested I dump about 5lbs of baking soda in there to neutralize the acidity. Worked like a charm.

A modern day apothecary. Or are you an herbalist?