I think I’ve met like four people in my life who wouldn’t get this joke.
I think I’ve met like four people in my life who wouldn’t get this joke.
They forgot to blank out her name though.
I remember smoking outside a pub near Chinatown with a mate something like ten years ago when two Chinese people went by speaking Chinese, and he said “they should be speaking English; this is Britain,” so I asked why, and he couldn’t explain why. Just on a vague principle.
It’s astonishingly obvious once it’s pointed out:
There’s no B#/Cb and no E#/Fb, so the groups of two black notes are between C and E, and the groups of three are between F and B.
Never thought I’d read that word on this website!
That’s almost how I migrated, except I had to give a month’s notice at work and I’d already found an address to register at.
Hier, Archie! (flauwe woordspeling, excuses)
You’re very lucky to have such friends.
They’re no turnips; they’re daikons.
The original website mentioned there is like my platonic ideal of a website. https://www.lby3.com/wir/
I remember once looking over my sister’s shoulder while she was on MSN messenger and a mutual friend chose that moment to confess (via MSN messenger) that he fucked pillows for practice.
I feel like I know less about the weather there having looked at these bars.
I’ve got a Firefox extension that blocks websites after an amendable period of time is spent on them, so I limit my time on social media websites to 1 hour a day because I felt I was spending too much time reading mindless drivel, and I often don’t even reach an hour nowadays, having only looked at Lemmy.
Et tue, Brute?
Seemed a lot bigger when I was 8.
This is what one of the stations looks like:
There are stations on Anglesey where you have to stick your arm out to hail the train, and the only two routes they lie on are served by the kind of 1970s DMU like you mentioned on its way to Chester or a Pendelino on its way to London or something.
In a similiar vein: have you heard the one about the baker with smelly hands? He kneaded a poo.
Not many situations where you can use the phrase “I’ve often been born”.