MVP in getting the bag. $100M guaranteed at 35 coming off an Achilles tear.

They’re just going to order whatever they like anyways.

It requires personally identifying information to login. That’s a hard pass for menu people.

Still might be. It’s a $3500 device. Just because it’s getting press doesn’t mean it’s going to be successful.

Sports. I can get a hundred tweets of highlights almost instantly on Twitter.

Right!? Palworld is just the game players have been begging for for a decade.

Pranks can 100% be harmless and fun, but if you’re ever questioning whether or not a prank is harmless don’t do it.

Basically everything Just for Laughs does is gold. You can spend hours watching their videos.

I go for a variation of this if a coworker leaves their computer unlocked when they leave for lunch or the day.

Screenshot their whole desktop, hide all icons and the toolbar. Set the background to the screenshot. Boom a computer that looks exactly the same as before but doesn’t work.

Quick, non permanent, takes a few minutes to work out, lesson learned to not leave your machine unlocked.

"If you try to hack a US intelligence or defence agencies and fail, you go to prison.

If you do hack the US intelligence or defence agencies and, you get a job."

My high school comp-sci teacher.

I get this was a competition in this instance though. These guys will certainly have jobs if they want them.

Why wouldn’t he have just stayed in power then? Shown how great he was as a ruler/leader and then chosen his successor in 2024?

Do you have any recommendations on how to buy a domain?

There’s a microwave repair store in my city.

There’s always one person there when I dive by but never any customers. There’s a neon open/closed sign that changes daily so someone is there.

No clue what exactly is going on there.

Right? I can solve one in a minute to minute and a half. By normal people standards, impressive, by cyber standards I’m laughably slow.

I’m cool with that

Different crime.

It seems like people just want to be told what to do.

Yes exactly. Not many people like to figure out how something works, they just want it to work.

Apple’s success isn’t because it’s the best at any individual feature. It’s successful because All the features just work without having to figure anything out.

I never would’ve expected it until it happened, just barely above a whisper, loud enough for me to hear and not anyone else…

Softly spoken German in an intimate setting can really do it for me.

Loudly spoken German can also do it for me for entirely different reasons.

Not so much an incident, but an unsolved mystery in my life that I don’t think I’ll ever know the answer to:

A few years ago some friends of mine and I were going to a concert and left our cars in a parking lot in an office park near the arena and piled into one car.

When I came back a few hours later that night, there was a dead duck on the hood of my car. It was still warm, there was no damage to my car, no feathers floating around anywhere, no blood on the duck (it hadn’t been shot or attacked as far as I could tell), it was just there by itself on the hood of my car. It wasn’t duck hunting season, and this is in a city with over a million people so not a rural area.

I’ve asked all my friends, family if they know what happened, but nope. No one has confessed anything, and at this point I think anyone of my friends would’ve fessed up.

I’m just baffled.

It was like a duck landed on the hood of my car and dropped dead a few minutes before I got there on a random weeknight.

I have no clue how, why or what happened.

Exactly! He was great at getting press and selling big ideas. He never made his ideas happen, other people did that.

Now with Twitter he’s trying to sell an idea no one cares about. No one was clamouring for the next social media platform.

And no one is looking for an ‘everything app’ either.