Holy shit. I was around before the Internet and I’ve owned four smartphones.

I say it sometimes. Is “aight” a good enough bye, what about “later”? Sometimes if it’s a quick work call hardly anyone says bye.

Baker Bucket is a good name for a gravity bong setup.

I take vitamin D about 5 months out of the year. Stupid fall back daylight saving time is part of it. Makes me furious my already battered mental health has to get worse from changing the clocks.

What does the Morales family have to do with this?

If it makes you feel any better I’m 40 and I’ll never afford a house either. Millennials got screwed.

For fucks sake we say boozhwah or boojee.

When I get crazy stressed at work I sometimes flip the fuck out. I scream and curse things like motherfucking cocksucker piece of shit where people can hear me. I’m a contractor so those people don’t know me or are just there at the place I’m working on. Occasionally I break shit when I get this fucked up.

I just came off two forced 80 hour work weeks no days off so it was pretty bad. I’m off now. I’m at peace.

A proper white Russian is half and half or cream. Don’t worry I drank plenty of milk ones after I watched the Big Lebowski when I was 20 but it’s just not the same.

Mind your own business and you’ll have a happier life, less hateful.

Part of the background noise really. I grew up with it so I’m used to it. I’m not really watchig the thing anyway, it’s just background noise while I do other shit. When it comes to PC, or something I’m actively watching, I don’t do ads at all.

TV is constant background noise that I don’t have to pick.

I’m talking ads you can’t avoid on TV. Yeah I’m so old I don’t have a screen in my face but across the room.

Maybe switch to antiperspirant? I did that many years ago and it really helped.

This is on cable TV. I don’t see ads online because I’m not a fucking idiot. I think cable ads are the same across the country but I’m not sure.

I’ve already been overly specific on this account and I don’t want to get doxxed. I install and service computer networks of a certain kind.

If I have to shit at work I must be sick. I haven’t shit at work in years. I shit once a day in the morning. I eat a lot of fiber.

I uh… slip my pants down and uhh.

Nah I am very regular and it’s rare for me not to take a FULLY NAKED FULL BODY shower shortly after I shit.

The guy who suggested I don’t wipe my ass properly everyone!

I have cable TV on in the background in my hotel rooms. Shocking I know!

I guess you gotta trust me on this but my wife and my coworkers are quite direct. They would tell me if I smell. It’s very rare for me to skip a shower anyway.