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8 hours agoIf a moth wore jeans
It would definitely be
Wearing them right now
no banana
Foreign Delivery Man of God. Yanker of Pizzles. Winner of Biggest Ham Hog 1856. The guy who played Snape in the movies. A warm sock in the morning.
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Billy bean is not my jean
She’s just some bean
Claiming I am the lamp
I wish I knew.
Same issue!
It’s a perfect recipe
The US really likes to hang about there huh
No Wipe Wednesday comes after Clog The Toilet For No Reason Tuesday
Seems fair.
Just like your coworker needs time away from his wife amirite
sad dog.
Pink Panther: am I a joke to you?
3·4 days agoWhat about that time he said he was attacked and mauled by a demon in his bed?
If I believed myself to have been attacked by an actual demon I would no longer live the life Tucker does. I wouldn’t be spending time with Ted Cruz, of all the fucking people on this earth, talking about Iran.
edit: link
They’re pro forced birth.
You could always burp it a little but shouldn’t have to afaik
I literally heard about some cheerleader being a top today and it made me chuckle.