Go to therapy.

Haha! You’d think I’d know by now.

Reading the entire story and not just the headline helps.

On a huge pile of money.

I have a black leather belt that I have worn for 28 years. I’m wearing it now.

12 year old me is so mad right now.

Trying to land on the carrier in Top Gun brings back a hit of trauma.

I know it’s his real name, but Doug Bowser sounds like some fake shit the real Bowser would use to disguise his identity.

Apollo on iOS. Once it was gone, so was I. It was the only thing that made browsing Reddit fun.

I went vegetarian this year (vegan when it’s possible) mostly because of the horrors of factory farming. I could not continue to participate in such a horrific system anymore.

We don’t eat cats or dogs, so why is it okay to eat other animals? They all have thoughts and feelings.

As always, the cruelty is the point.