Those songs infuriate me, Walmart does the same thing too. They always sound like some mediocre dude/dudette just banged them out in an afternoon over some knockoff karaoke backing track. As somebody who tries to appreciate when music has a lot of effort or technical skill or even deep emotion put into it, those songs are an affront to me in every way that matters.

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It takes her only 2-3 repetitions to learn a new word, it’s wild. She’s super clever but also the doofiest dog I’ve ever seen, it’s hilarious

I speak to my dog in complete sentences which was a mistake because now she knows every synonym for park, walk, treats, and any time we’re referring to her even if we just say ‘her,’ ‘it,’ or ‘the hound.’ She even learned that any time we spell a word it’s related to something she likes and she goes bonkers.

You know I hate to say I told you so

I’m sure he found a shitload of stuff that challenged that viewpoint.

…and then proceeded to completely ignore it

I have somehow never heard of this before today, I know where the rest of my day is going. Thank you!

That program sounds awesome, what is it? I love old midi tunes lol

Shhh… Don’t spoil it for us

You ain’t gonna like it…

It’s all over TikTok right now, just search ‘breakdance australia’ or something similar.

Being intelligent and aware of everything and then having that intelligence slowly taken away from you, feeling your mental capacity diminishing day by day while still having the awareness that it’s happening, it’s pretty heavy stuff. It really brings to mind my grandmother’s decline after she got Alzheimer’s, she was slowly losing herself and for a long time she knew it was happening and it was painful to watch, not to mention how brutal it must have been to experience it.

Flowers for Algernon is an amazing story, but it hits pretty hard after watching it in real life.

That story was amazing but so crushingly depressing, highly recommend

Oh, hi Mark

Definitely checking this out, it looks like it will scratch a very specific itch lol

D’ye like dags?

2014 was literally the worst year of my life, take me back to 2005 please

I know what I’m doing this weekend

No, we need more. I’m tired of being the only one around who can reach the top shelf to get stuff for little short kings like yourself @op

Guess you’ll have to go look into the sarcasm pit and report back what you see.

You gotta go get the good sarcasm-detector from the safe.