

My brother pushed me through a glass window and I legally died for 12 seconds and received over 200 stitches.
My mom and dad both come from big families so when the gifts started coming in, the look on my older brother’s face was so satisfying to me. It was like my own special birthday and Christmas presents rolled into one.
Religious people who push their fake shit on you.
Can you just NOT!
If I wanted an imaginary friend WTF makes you think I’d pick your asshole POS of a god?
That was rhetorical.