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Conair was always my favorite
Banner? Why? What’d she do?
A fish!
Get some rest and go find some bacon. Until you can we’ll be thinking of you.
Motorcycle doors are made of puddles of wood.
This is just someone’s pet møøse. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…
Usually the sales associate will observe their behavior and ask if there is anything they can help them with and the browser will respond, “No, I’m just browsing”.
This joke plays on a pun between “pain” (pronounced like “pan” in French) which means bread in French, and “pain”, which is a negative sensory response to physical trauma. The humor suggests that being around French people eating baguettes makes you feel better because they are “pain killers” in a literal sense, providing comfort and enjoyment through the shared experience of eating bread.
I know this is a joke, but for safety it bears mentioning: football is just a game and not worth hurting yourself over (even if you’re Mac Jones)
Christian terrorists strike again.