A Toyota embedded, like a javelin, 6 feet off the ground in the side of an abandoned building.

They made the first 90° turn of a dog-leg, but missed the second and, with the help of a ditch, launched into the air at the building.

So… interfering in an interference case.

I see the raccoon and all I think is this.

Oddly enough, probably the least evil thing Nestlé has done.

https://ttrpg.network/post/8028793

Link to one of the last ones on Lemmy.

Coworker of mine was handling hardware returns for our main data center. There were two issues with this: It wasn’t his job and he never told anyone about it. Work fired him during his vacation because they saw he wasn’t completing his assignments, but never asked him for reasons.

Six months later, the company got hit with over 200k in service plan renewals for hardware we no longer used.

Congratulations on your promotion!

Oh, I thought you got promoted to my command chain.

Best of luck!

I have gastroparesis, which means that I’ve been leaning on these pretty heavily of late. I don’t yet have a favorite, really, but the premade Soylent is rather filling. My biggest issue with all of them has be the sugar content.

Being American, I default to a simple logic:

If legs > 4 then kill_with_fire = True;

If I recall correctly, the scientific name is “AAAAH KILLITWITHFIRE!!!”

One way I’ve done swarms in the past is treating the swarm as an amorphous blob of things. At the end of the round, anyone in a space covered by the swarm takes a certain amount of damage.

Alternatively, if they’re more annoying than dangerous, anyone that takes an action in a swarm space rolls with disadvantage.