Is this a whoosh or is this some sort of 4D chess whoosh beyond the whoosh moment

Incredible

I’ll allow it

And exude is not the word they wanted there - most likely it should have been exert

I was already convinced, you don’t have to keep selling me

Dethreaderate

I know this is a joke but as a burgeoning espresso snob, I can’t help myself from explaining:

A ristretto’s importance is in its stronger coffee flavor. It’s the same amount of coffee, but with less water run through the grounds. In a standard espresso, that last little bit of coffee added beyond a ristretto pull is much more watery, and so it mellows out the flavor. A ristretto is sharper and more of a punch. In my opinion, its most effective use is in a flat white, in which the aim is to remove as much water from the equation as possible and really let the coffee flavor shine through into the smaller amount of milk. Both ingredients’ flavors are more apparent in a flat white than in, say, a latte, which is in some regards a watered down flat white.

Woof bro, there’s still time to delete this cringey shit

I think you accidentally a word…or six

/end thread.

That’s the whole debate, OP. It’s solved with this short exchange.

Lmao excellent reference

I’m really missing the “serious” tags from Reddit right about now. Or maybe the Out of the Loop subreddit

I have no advice for you, as I live in a very humid place without very much risk of static shocks. I just want to say this question and post are hilarious.

I like how you can tell who didn’t read your whole post by them giving you real advice about not taking this job

Well if you have hyper mobility in your joints like me, people are always interested when I fold my pinky flat against the back of my hand.

It’s super low effort for me…might involve some broken bones or dislocations for others though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I bought some large paper bags on Amazon that work like tea bags. It takes longer (I usually let it sit for 2-4 days) but the effort is extremely low. And you never need to use any metal :)

Wefwef still uses the Lemmy API. It would still be subject to the same pricing farce as all other third-party apps. If you’re going to do that…why build a new app?

Ominous