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I better use some [handcuffs] just in case I start [committing crime]. You know I’m automatically attracted to [committing crime]—I just start [doing] them. It’s like a magnet. Just [crime]. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the [judicial system]. You can do anything.

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Blinken blamed social media in general when asked by Romney why Israel was losing the global PR war.

Right, social media is at fault. It’s definitely not the fact that Israel is commiting genocide and other war crimes.

His little gremlin teefies hanging out give this picture great personality. So cute!!

California, here, and not any of the parts that get snow. (Closest we get is hail, which feels like it happens maybe twice a decade.) We called it “snow,” too. :)

I would also not be opposed to Biden testing his own Presidential Immunity™ on Trump and his cronies, and I hate that I feel that way.

I’m so sorry to hear this update and I also feel for you on the overbearing mom situation. Would it be possible for you to occasionally take your wife and daughter, even if not for every visit? Or a friend who might be able to come (at least on the drive, and you could still facetime your wife during the appointment) every now and then? That might help ease your stress with your mom if she’s not there for every appointment, and goodness knows you don’t need more stress.

Sending lots of positive vibes your way. I hope things start looking up for you.

I didn’t see your prior post, but this is a nice, happy(ish) update! I hope you get nothing but good news going forward and your doctors can help figure out the best treatment method for you.

Also that asshole sounds like a real peach. Probably has no life outside of FB.

Girl, if you figure out the secret to making it easy - please share. I’ve been trying to do my eyeliner for 20 years and still feel like a monkey playing with crayons. 😩 Then I see all these makeup influencers doing it effortlessly and I just don’t get it haha

I dunno what puppy dog eyeliner is (I’m guessing slightly down-turned, as opposed to upturned cat eyeline), but your liner looks great! Your efforts really paid off and I agree with your friend - the style looks great on you. :)

Yeah, well, I don’t want your inhumane filth in my species, senator asshat, but we don’t always get what we want.

Here’s to hoping his vengeful god strikes him down with something atrocious.

Guess I have another reason to like Barbra and Ryan.

In my experience, it’s not really a term you’ll come across unless you’re Jewish/around a Jewish family at Hanukkah. I have only ever heard/used this term with my family and other Jews because the generic “menorah” is what’s known to the population at large - assuming they know anything about Jews to begin with.

They can have Waters, we’ll keep the rest.

If we’re throwing owls in, then I submit to you David Bowie in Labyrinth. He’s an owl and he’s the goblin king; what’s not to love?

I feel so sorry for your poor butthole.

What’s worse is that the average is weighted further toward stupid by gerrymandering. They’re right that the game is rigged, it’s just not rigged against them.

Which is yet another reason to add to the list of reasons no one needs that much money. That $44b could have positively changed thousands of lives (at least). Instead, it just continued flushing things down the Xitter.

Agreed. I’m Jewish and have never supported Israel, but my parents do and even they hate him.

Yep. And yet Israel is giving the rest of the world more excuses for antisemitism. Who is even winning this “war,” other than Bibi and his toadies?