“I don’t get it, dad. What’s a check?”

Yeah, there’s a lot to be said for letting the hosting be done by people who know what they’re doing.

I remember a friend telling me, “I’m going vegetarian: I’m switching to only corn-fed beef.”

Just remember:

Fahrenheit:

• 0: too cold!
• 100: too hot!

Celsius:

• 0: somewhat cold.
• 100: you’re dead.

Kelvin:

• 0: you’re dead.
• 100: you’re dead.

I met a CEO once, and asked him how many people work in his company. He said, “about half of them”.

I asked my Magic 8-Ball which email app I should use. It said, “Outlook not so good.”